I do not understand women
girls will be girls
same energy
Ritual
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the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion
This sounds like a joke but I read the book this is the literal reason
And in the movie he’s trying to avoid the draft. He just does not wanna help the government
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*in a horse accent* help
This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce
astray in the hay!!!!!!!!
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I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???
russian kinder surprise
That looks like it’s made of coal.
It tasted like coal
you ate a vase
honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems
how the fuck do you look at a vase or table ornament and think “this is chocolate I will bite it”
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IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND
Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them:
These sheep? They are actually running away from the car.
They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from.
this is amazing
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whovians-have-the-impala-at-221b:
Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level
why does tumblr always relate to the satan of every fandom
Because it’s easier to identify with a flawed character then some kind of ultra human the hero normally is portrayed as.
fuck that was deep man
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playtime’s over
No
It has only just begun
Coward
You’ve heard of a water slide, now get ready for …
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