1. awwww-cute:

    He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

    (via runningbarefootonice)

  2. chakrabot:

    thesoldierfromthemountains:

    earthdad:

    a cute snail eating a strawberry

    u just take ur time there lil buddy

    ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOMM

    (via foxxfire11)

  3. as-a-matter-of-fart:

    not-pizza:

    It hurts even from here

    I would fucking murder that person

    (Source: primadonis, via searchbeauty)

  4. aduhm:

    muscleluvr2:

    cyberpark:

    guccipoop:

    She looks dumb as hell

    it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together

    why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live

    (via jkpop)

  5. crash-mcbarason:

    to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

    (via nsome)

  6. (Source: kimkanyekimye, via postulation)

  7. andrewpauldost:

    what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

    (Source: grossr5, via ridinghi)

  8. alchemists:

    moment of silence for all my wasted potential

    (via cassondrabookxv)

    melodymedley:

    franklyrebecca:

    I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET MY ENTIRE LIFE

    I feel fulfilled.

    (Source: diplosomia, via peterswebmemhi)

  9. grumpys:

    i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

    (via mozellmemorieszv)

  10. revvann:

    rock-allday:

    Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

    I was always afraid of Ohio

    (via werner-norton)

  11. who needs emotions when you can read gay porn

    (Source: ezekestiel, via shackled-shawol)

  12. theductiletroll:

    jeanmarcoing:

    songs in a different language you like and then you look up the lyrics and it’s actually some fucked up shit

    image

    image

    (Source: bluehige, via foxxfire11)

    beyoncevevo:

    me when i log onto tumblr 

    (Source: femalevillain, via clannyphantom)