narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

(Source: narcotic)

windycube:

mullingayr:

Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me about their day like go on anon and tell me what you had for lunch or a dumb commercial that you saw I don’t care I like getting pointless messages

same

spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

(Source: neptunain)

its-a-beautiful-bliss:

hipppiebaby:

poopflow:

whorville:

Do people under 5’4 even really exist?

they do, we just cant see them

fuck you guys

Woah, who said that?!

sorry:

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was